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« on: 29 April, 2009, 03:15:28 PM » |
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A couple made a pact that whoever died first would come back and tell the other about the other side.
The man died first and made contact with his wife, calling out: "Doreen?"
The woman replies: "Is that you, Jack?"
"Yes, I've come back to tell what it's like, as I promised.
"I have sex, then I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, then more sex.
"I sunbathe, then have sex again.
"Then it's lunch, round the golf course, then sex all afternoon.
"Then supper and more sex."
"Oh Jack, you must be in heaven," says Doreen.
"No," he replies, "I'm a rabbit in Norfolk."
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